Advertising a cadaver

These three advertisements were some that I encountered on the way to go walking around the city with Jen. The first is harmless enough, the second seems like a pained/blissful little girl, the third is for an exhibit featuring actual human corpses (apparently participating in a variety of contact sports). I have deliberately passed on the last of these to cancel the squeamishness I feel thinking that someday my corpse might be holding a football, or generally posing in positions I never really partook in during the course of my natural life.