I have to come to terms with the size of head. It is large, a noticeable genetic trait in my family. I have endured much derision for it and I am the better man for the experience. Rather than spend my time constructively, I offer you this, an illustrative comparison of my head in contrast to other objects. I apologize for the quality of the pictures, but the ones of my head were taken with a webcam at work.
Perhaps even a limerick.
There was once was a man with a big head.
Who had a brother-in-law named Fed
He hated wearing red
Unless he had bled
But that had nothing to do with his head.